Heard a techno song in Church this morning. It was the words of the Lord's Prayer put to a loud drum machine and dubbed background singers. I can see the adverstisement now:
Announcer: Hey Kids!! Do you like Techno music?
Kids: (Screaming) DUH!!!!
Announcer Like the Lord's Prayer!?
Kids: (Still Screaming) Kinda!!!
Announcer: Well, now you're gonna love it!!! (Techno beat starts...doomp doomp doomp doomp.) Because Cliche Christian Records is proud to realease Raving Scriptures! We've selected all 17 of your favorite scrpture passages and put them all on this awesome cd! From the creation of the entire world to its destruction, these 17 tracks will leave you feeling like a Biblical Scholar! Except a whole lot cooler!
Kids: Yay!!! We're cool and Christian!
Random deep voice with annoying echo: Sweet!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Information guy who talks really fast: For your copy of raving scriptures send the rest of your Christian dignity to: Cliche Christian Records, c/o P.Diddy. P.O. Box 386, New York, New York, 85736.
Announcer: Raving Scripotures! Because no one cares anymore!!
P.S: I'm finally done with my Senior Thesis and hope to have it up here soon. Til Tomorrow, Good Providence.
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